Monday, March 29, 2010

Davenport

Nationals. Wow. What an experience. The Best Ever. 
Not many words to describe it. But here are some things that I appreciated on the trip:
Furst! The people there are only amazing. Workshops were excellent, and I just loved being around so many improvisers. Going to shows were intense. So much freaking fun! And I met my doppleganger! If you're like WTFISADOPPLEGANGER!?!?! it's someone who looks just like you! I met Jailyn, and she lives in Halifax, and we have the same face shape, height, build, mannerisms, nose, hair (hers a bit darker) and fashion sense. She's just slightly more asian than me. 
Secund! Team Bonding! I am in love with every person on my team, and our coaches. Seriously, I want to pinch all of your cheeks with good ol' grandmotherly goodness. Then bake you all a pie. OH! I'm going to write everyone a sentimental letter that will bring tears to your eyes. 
Thurd! The general happiness I felt while attending all sorts of events. Rene! Thanks for the magical music, and remembering our beautiful inside joke from camp. Davenport my friend, Davenport. You were/are my favorite, nottabigdeal.
I hope to be there next year, as a volunteer/chaperone. And who knows what next year brings? amiright? After talking to some "up-theres" I'm thinking of the possibility of moving to the other side of the country to work with the league... aefjsdbwelufjb FUTURE AMIRIGHT???
Ok. Must practice the Ukulele, and write a song for it called "Davenport."
Onto the next thing....

Monday, March 22, 2010

Dedicated to

All the people who rock my world.
Them mens, you know who I'm talking to.
The Music, only the best.
Them Ladies, I LOVE YOU.
IMPROV!! - I couldn't do high school with out you.
Some teachers, actually!
Friends from far away lands. The best.
My dog.
My Family.
My Second Family.
My Children.

...And Michael Buble, for singing me to sleep. GOAL: achieve boyfriend who will sing me to sleep
See you after Nationals!!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Krispy Kreme.

I dont think I will ever go near a Krispy Kreme doughnut again. We were selling them to fundraise for our trip to OTTAWA THIS WEEK!!! (holyshitholyshitholyshit) I'm so excited! I get to see all my friends from camp, and spend a week doing what I love. Improv. :)
And although some men suck, there's always the one's WAY out there who can just make you smile. Even if you are a drunken fool. ...Happy st Paddys?
MY DREAM LAST NIGHT! It featured, Michael Buble and I as a couple (fsahekljdsnalkjklhasf), Skyping with a jewish guy, Me and my friend painting rocks in a park, then following Michael around on his World Tour. Excellent. 
I'm downloading so much music tonight for my trip. Can hardly wait! Woo!
Will UPdate tomorrow.
Beers for Deers. (band name idea)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

He's just not that Into me.

Ok. Get ready for a blog update only the lonely and complainy will enjoy.
I finally figure out who I am, and I'm happy about it. I am me. Short, cynical, funny, and armed with a green ukulele. And obviously I'm going to have my ugly days, I mean I'm not the prettiest of girls, but I'll deal. How come something as simple as completely cutting off communication can spin me into a whirlwind of binge eating, Michael Buble listening and obsessive Skins viewing? [and no, skins isn't porn you fucking pervs.] 
And hey, how come some just get it? They just walk in the light. They know how to deal with situations and don't rely on a blog to complain to. 
Oh Michael, why can't every man be just like you?
I think its the Skins that's making me over dramatic. I'm typing like Carrie from Sex and The City after Mr Big pisses her off. My fingers are in fury.*
Maybe one day I'll get it. I'll graduate and the opportunities for great friendships, relationships etc will open up. And maybe one day someone wont take me for granted. 
Luckily I have some of the best friends in the whole entire universe. Unfortunately they walk in the light. But they let me tag a long. and I love them. 
"xo"
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*gross.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sick Dog.

I am a sick dog. Well, more like a sick sea lion. I have a nasty cough, and it's ruining what I have left of my vocal chords.
Yesterday was alright for some part. I bought the best shoes in the whole entire world, (Steve Madden thanks for being my foot lover.) and my coffee was good. There was a bit of an awkward 2 hour patch though, without going into detail, I hate it when people kill my good shoe high mood. 
Today, I'm in bed, drinking OJ (simpson) and eating french bread and brie. it's my at-home remedy. I haven't been out of bed, except when I cough so hard I throw up. Unnecessary detail, I'm sorry. Everything hurts.
MRAH.
Timing. I think the "theme" of my life, so far, is timing. I have the worst timing. I'll probably be like 50 when I finally find someone to love, and unable to bare child. My birthday is bad timing, my love life is bad timing. Damn. DAMNDAMNDAMN
enough of my complaining. FUNNY MOM QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Kelli, you have to get used to eating Salmon if you're going to grow up and marry a nice jewish boy!"
OOOH mama.
love (or like, shwaaa)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

ZOmbie.

I was dreaming last night, as I usually do with my overactive imagination, and in said dream the zombie apocalypse had happened. And I know why this dream happened, it's because I watched ZombieLand last night. And I was in the (not-very-well-written)musical Zombie Prom. 
Anyway, the dream.
Well, it was every normal Zombie Apocalypse. There was a shit load of zombies lumbering around eating people. I was in bed while most of  this was happening, and when I finally sliped out of bed, I looked out my window on to the monstrosity. Pretty terrified. I quickly changed into what seemed like suitable zombie fightning attire (jeans, t-shirt, confortable shoes) and I grabbed my gun (??) and ran into my garage into my car. My family was no where (sad) so I slammed on the gas and reverse hit some crazy zombie mother fucker. I continued driving around my neighbor hood and quickly concluded that no one was left... and if they were... they were in good hands. So I started driving, not knowing where I was going.  On the highway, I noticed a very tall cute guy. He was walking with a suitcase and a HUGE gun (I know what you're thinking, this is the exact same plot as Zombieland, don't worry it changes.) and I decide to help the guy out and let him join me on my journey to the other side of Canada. We drove and drove and killed, and ate, and eventually made it to Calgary, where we found a neighborhood completely free of Zombies. In fact they were having a neighborhood church barbaque. Me and tall cute boy were really pleased to see a group of people at peace in this time. This nun told us it was because jesus was watching over them, but I knew it was because of their HUGE metal fence covered in fire. (we just clicked the call button and after they saw we were normal they let us in.) After some food, we went into the church where the nun told me she had secretly hidden some stuff that would help us on her journey under the couch, so I went searching and found a bunch of keys and some letters and survival guide tips. When I thanked her for what we found she asked if I had the "big boy". When I said I had no idea what she was talking about, she explained to me that she had left a machine gun that would kill a two zombies with one blow. When she realized someone in the church had stolen it she fainted, then quickly revived herself and set up an interagation room. We then interviewed people (all of them familiar faces from my drama class) and eventually got the Romanian guy to confess he stole it. Cute guy and I were really excited about our find. I ran, jumped into his arms with my legs wrapped around him and smiled at his face. He was really tall, but while I was up there I kissed his face. How adorable. Back to the gun. When we got it, we finally left. Cut to boring driving and killing random sparce zombies. (most had died by now, and truthfully, not many made it to Canada in the first place) We made it to Toronto, where he found his (not alive) family, but said he would stay there based on the resourses and lack of alive zombies. I said my goodbye, feeling a little lost inside because he was so sweet, but the small kiss later, I was on a train headed to New York. The Zombie apocalypse was over, and I was on my way to be a broadway star. I doubt I'm good enough for broadway, but most of them died, so I was into the benefits. On the train I sat across from this guy I know. Man. Guy-man. He's older. ANYWAY. He was telling me about his breakup with this chick with a child. He was going to New York to get away from the disapointment. I told him I was going to be a star, and he told me he believed in me. (gush). So I scooted over next to him to talk more about his depressing girlfriend, and I told him about tall cute guy, and he said that I was too short to be dating tall men. I was a bit insulted. Then he rubbed his beard on my face. 
Then I woke up.

Any idea's on what this dream means?
Also I got my hair done, and it looks fabulous. Love it!
Lates Crates.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Take it slow.

UGH COMPLAINING.
stupid people. people meaning one specific person.
I'm dying my hair tomorrow. 
Hopefully by tomorrow I'll look like this:




















pffaw I wish.
UGH, I somehow managed to get Coconut Lime Moisturizer all over my glasses. I'm such a mess.
Lates Bill Gates.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Just a word of Advice...

Don't ever trust a homeless person to hold onto your cash.
TRUST ME.
ALSO. I am in love with Coeur de Pirate.
She's just so lovely.
Have a splended weekend all, and if you are like my school, have a relaxing spring break. 
Get hamm'd.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Omegle

Ok this shit is so weird.
But not as weird as this shit.

BOTH FRIGHTEN ME (follow links to understand)
(But then come back and comment)
Here is an example of what has happened to me recently:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hay
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl/
You: 18 girl Canada BC
Stranger: 21 m france
Stranger: name?
You: FRANCE!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: i m sam
You: you speak french
Stranger: ya
Stranger: no
You: so do i!!!!
You: oh
Stranger: i was born in namibia
Stranger: i study here
Stranger: n i m white
Stranger: helloooooooooooo?
You: wut up?
Stranger: i'm kinda horny
Stranger: right nw
You: c'mon man.
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: you think you can get some kind of sexual release talking to a stranger halfway around the world?
You: sad.
You: so sad mr namibia

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

March Madness

This is going to be an insane month.
And I'm SO into it.
PS. Kitty Pryde - from X-men - was the representative Jewish character. She was my favorite, the obsession started young.
Imma go have a baby and get married before graduation!